Here’s The Perfect Example Of Why Texas Is Thriving And California Is Dying

 In today’s lesson, kids, we’re going to see just why liberals destroy every civilization they touch, and why conservatives do not. Please take notes.

(This lovely gem of a story was sent to the brilliant women at Chicks on the Right. We’re passing it on as a public service. And patriotic duty.)

Enjoy.

The Coyote Principle

CALIFORNIA

• The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
•  A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
• The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi”
  and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing
  what is natural.
• He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and
  bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
• He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
  the State $200 testing it for diseases.
• The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
  checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite
  wound bandaged.
• The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
  conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free
  of dangerous animals.
• The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
  “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.
• The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to
  better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the
  disease throughout the world.
• The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.
• The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
  additional special training for the nature of coyotes.
• PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million
  suit against the state.

TEXAS

• The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
• A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
• The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and
  keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
• The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

BOOM.

 

For what it’s worth, the real governor of Texas, Greg Abbott, wouldn’t need a state-issued pistol. He’s got plenty of his own. And he’s dared Obama, on Twitter, to come and take them.

Real men rule Texas.

Source: Chicks on the Right

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